Maine Chimney Seeking Apprentice

- Private group -
Sun, 10/26/2014 - 8:00am

After nearly 25 years of cleaning and lining chimneys its time to train someone younger to do the sweeping chores, leaving this old man time to walk the dog and milk the goats.

You must have an absolutely spotless criminal record which we check, as well as a clean driving record, un-common common sense, and the willingness to learn proper ladder technique and learn to climb like a monkey to a chimney top.

Applicants must be presentable enough for the persnickety-est person in Maine to feel absolutely comfortable allowing you, a total stranger, into their home.

Females please note that this job is suitable for you as well provided you can lift an 8o pound bag of mortar and wrestle an extension ladder off of a truck and lean it against a house. Our female homeowners are more comfortable allowing a female into their house usually.

Few people realize what a great job this is, and the right applicant might be here for years.